The scene is the first visit to a new internist.
Nurse: Do you use a seatbelt?
Nurse: Bicycle helmet?
Nurse: Is there a smoke detector in the home?
Nurse: Is there a carbon monoxide detector?
Patient: Not sure about that. I rent.
Nurse: Are all fire alarms secured?
Patient: Excuse me?
Nurse: Fire alarms.
Patient: I'm sorry, I .....
Nurse: Fire. Arms. Are there any firearms in the home?
Patient: Oh. No. No, there aren't.
Note to self: Find out the annual rate, by state, of death or injury due to firearms in the home.